3-Barrels of a World Poker Tour flavour after the live tournament outlet announce Monster as the headline sponsor for the forthcoming Tournament of Champions; the Royal Flush Girls become the Royal Flush Crew, and Michael Del Vecchio wins Rolling Thunder.

My boy sent me a text yesterday telling me that his Beats headphones had broken while he was making his impression of the Hulk at his local gym. Translated, that means, “Dad, buy me a new pair of headphones.”

Well, lad, there is more chance of you winning a World Poker Tour (WPT) Main Event, becoming a member of the WPT Champions Club, flying to Florida for the Tournament of Champions, and winning the event, than me buying you a new pair.

Fairytale, right?