Those hydrants are a menace to drivers the world over

Once again our friends at Paddy Power have stolen a march on the competition by reacting quickly to those water-cooler interest stories.

This time the Irish bookmaker has drawn up a raft of odds on what will happen to golfer Tiger Woods following ‘Hydrantgate’, the mysterious car crash involving Woods and his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren.

Paddy Power have priced up odds on everything from what Tiger’s official medical record will show, to whether the police will charge him and what his marital status will be at the end of the year.