In this week’s confessions series Lee Davy carries out a time and motion study in an Orbit with a Writer.

07:26 – I see green. I rip the frog from my eyes (another story for another time). I roll over and pick up my mobile phone. It’s on the floor reducing my risk of head cancer.

07:28 – That’s not bad, I told my brain to wake me at 07.30. Who needs an alarm clock?

07:30 – My alarm clock scares the shit out of me.