PokerStars has announced plans for the Latin American Poker Tour Season 8 Grand Final to merge with the Brazilian Series of Poker Millions in what promises to be the most earth shattering poker series in Latin American History.

Zico might have been cool cos he curled free kicks into the top corner whilst scratching his cock. I didn’t care about that old nonsense. He was cool because he was called Zico.

Brazil was the first Subbuteo team I bought and I polished Zico’s spherical bottom with Pledge. I loved the languid couldn’t give a fuck style of Socrates, and the veins popping out of the arms of Falcao were like tributaries running down a map of a whole new world for me. A world where to be Brazil meant being the Daddy.

The Brazilians nearly broke the Rio Mothership during Thiago Nishijima’s World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelet win, Ronaldo the Elder is a part of Team PokerStars, as is the little genius called Neymar Jr. If they keep going at this rate they will have to paint the spade yellow.