Week 29 of the English Premier League reaches its conclusion with Man Utd coming back from a two-goal deficit to beat Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park.

Back in the day when I thought the best way to secure my family’s financial future was to put it all on red, I used to make a mint betting on Man Utd to win after they went one or two goals down.

It’s a good job I said goodbye to the bookies at the same time Sir Alex Ferguson said goodbye to the cat licking its balls inside the dressing room.

Many things are missing from the team that used to suckle on Ferguson’s nipples, but two of them returned to a United side looking to retake their second place spot from arch-rivals Liverpool when they visited Selhurst Park