The Korean Times alleges that the South Korean Financial Services Commission are on the verge of reversing the Initial Coin Offering ban rolled out in September, and Donald Trump reminds people that Olympic viewing figures will be down if you think someone is likely to drop a bomb on your head.

He’s picking his ear again.

I watch to see what he does with the wax. Predictably, he wipes it on the apron covering a cream-coloured shirt stretched over an enormous gas-filled gut. I hope I don’t get too many flakes in my Flat White Coconut Thingamajig. I close my eyes. I don’t want to see it happening.

The Internet doesn’t work.