Ever wondered what the right strategy is during a tournament bubble period? Here is one angle inspired by Billy ‘b8chatz’ Chattaway.

His speedos are tight. They are garrotting his legs; built like a tank. He has more hairs on his chest than I have on my entire body. He is like a carpet. His moustache is the size of a brush.

We are in the steam room. He keeps pouring cold water over his head. Each rinse ends with an orgasmic yell. It’s just him and me. Just a few skimpy pieces of clothing between us. Ten minutes later and I ask him about his opinion on homosexuality.

Although my wife thought I was gay, when we first met, this is not an article about me coming out. Instead, it’s an article about bubble strategy in poker. I know what you are thinking. How do we get from steam room discussions about homosexuality to the bubble?