Three Aussie Millions stories combined into one with two side events victories and news that Jonathan Karamalikis joins the Australian Poker Hall of Fame.

A bent back caused by too many golf club memberships. A car horn full of harmonious madness milling through the mind. An inability to focus on the sweetest songs, with thoughts diving this way and that like a fly born and raised in Los Angeles.

Maybe Melbourne will be better?

Give me the car keys.