Bookmakers will be rubbing their hands as Rita Ora’s departure from the X Factor hot seat once again pushes the reality TV genre in front of millions of working class families who will one day become their bread and butter.

Switch on the news today.

What are the headlines that greet you?

Is it another nuclear threat from the North Koreans? Has another part of our beautiful world been bombed? Has someone hacked their wife’s head off and tried to flush it down the toilet?