Calling The Clock: Hellraiser Unleashed on High Stakes Grinders

The weekly poker news round up sees PokerStars release their first corporate press release since the player’s strike, Jason Chaffetz gets RAWA egg on his face and much more.

Dani Stern is inside Eric Hollreiser’s brain. He is like a tenant. He isn’t paying rent. There is no sign of him leaving.

The VP of Corporate Communications for Amaya and PokerStars is high stakes grinder enemy number one, after penning the first official corporate communications bulletin since the three-day boycott led by Stern.

We are going to have to rename him Eric Hellraiser after his press release entitled “Four $1 Million Freerolls Planned For 2016″ went down the gullets of the high stakes grinders like limp lettuce down the throat of a spotty teenager.  He came across as a poker environmentalist, but the likes of Dani Stern and Phil Galfond believe he doesn’t know the difference between a rose and a weed.