Doug Polk isn’t joining PokerStars, but fans wouldn’t care if he did

Doug Polk reaches into the Bobby Ewing playbook to poke fun at the largest online poker room in the world as he continues to grow his reputation by bringing down the reputation of others.

When I awoke from my slumber, and my news feed whispered into my ear that Doug Polk had joined PokerStars, I lost all respect for the man. Not because PokerStars isn’t a paragon of par excellence, but because I abhor people who slip one into the enemy after lambasting them for so long.

There was a video.

Was it a lie?