After England come from two goals down to beat the World Champions Germany, Lee Davy takes a trip down memory lane to share his experience of a rivalry that only ever seems to go one way.

It’s 1990.

Empty cans of beer litter the floor. Tina lies on her side, panting feverishly, tongue lying beside her with a life of its own.

EMF Children belts out from the living room. Strobe lighting sneaks underneath the kitchen door.