Lee Davy takes you through the news and views of Day 1C of the World Series of Poker Main Event including an appearance from Aaron Paul, the fall of Martin Jacobson and Phil Hellmuth and Phil Ivey share tables.

“Gatorade me, bitch!”

I guess Aaron Paul didn’t get my memo on showing the World Series of Poker (WSOP) staff a little more respect. You should have seen his face when the waiter told him he only had Red Bull or water. Priceless.

The greatest poker tournament in the world broke another record on Day 1C. 3,963 players escaped the malignant disease of the mundane world to huddle around the same set of dreamers. Never in the 46-year history of this bitch has there ever been a Main Event starting field containing so many devoted divas. It was like happy hour at a bar full of drunks, except this was happy 7.5 hours.