In this week’s Calling The Clock we bring you news of a partnership forged in heaven between Kevin Hart and PokerStars, an interview with Fedor Holz, and the reemergence of the pigeon culling Luke Schwartz.

I was waiting to see how PokerStars would react to the bunsen burner held below their ass by the positive steps partypoker seem to be making in the poker world, and when they did react, they really did react.

PokerStars reminded everyone that they are the number one online poker room in the multiverse after managing to turn Kevin Hart into a bona fide family member.

Hart is one of the most highly sought after comedians and actors in the world, and more importantly, is at the peak of his powers. Hart was competing at the PokerStars Championship Monte Carlo when he arranged a press conference declaring his intentions to work alongside PokerStars to make poker fun again.