Week 34 of the English Premier League sees Man City crowned Premier League champions after Man United lose to West Brom at home.

Conversation with my mother flows as freely as a chinwag with someone recently beheaded. The one out that I always have is football.

“Did you watch the City game?” I asked my Mum, referring to the Manchester derby, which United won 3-2.

“Yeah, they were ok. But, they will lose this weekend. That’s what United are like under this man. I don’t like him. They have no consistency.” She replied.