The final World Cup review of the 2018 epic in Russia as France take it down after a six-goal thriller against Croatia in Moscow’s Luzhniki Stadium. 

Tom is naked, playing the drums.

Have you ever heard a two-year-old playing the drums? It’s like a renovating woodpecker lives in your skull. My daughter is on the ukelele, and Tom’s parents are throwing more questions at me than Magnus Magnusson.

In the background, on an Apple monitor the size of a piece of toast, with the sound quality of a transistor radio is the greatest World Cup Final in recent memory.