The World Series of Poker has announced 34-additional events for the 2019 schedule, Big Blind Ante across the No-Limit Hold’em board and a new Champion of Champions tournament.

There’s been a lot of talk of ‘residency’ in Sin City this week. Drake has reportedly signed a multi-million dollar deal to create bags under people’s eyes in XS, Cardi B is going to be the star attraction when KAOS opens at the Palms in April, and Flavor Flav is in talks to bring his one-person variety performance to town.

A residency is the hash brown on a full English breakfast.

A residency is a Tofu fart beneath the covers.