Three short poker news stories combined into one long one with Fabian Quoss exiting poker, Treasure Island shutting its poker room on the Las Vegas Strip, and the results from the WPTDeepStacks Main Event in Portugal. 

I’m going for a walk in 15-minutes.

A man from Spain said I shouldn’t cross my legs, not wear tight underpants, and to take off my shoes and socks and walk in the sand. So, in 15-minutes, I am going to find a children’s playgroup, and go mental in the sand pit.

I am a prime heart-attack victim.