Week 24 of the English Premier League ends with an unlikely win in South Wales for bottom of the table Swansea against Man City slayers Liverpool.

Swansea 1 v 0 Liverpool 

A friend of mine once had a fight with a Swan. He was trying to steal an egg. A criminal offence carrying the penalty of death, or something like that. He never got the egg. The Swan kicked his arse.

Imagine what 11 of them can do if they are organised, well-drilled and have 22 eyes firmly set on the enemy?