This year at ICE, the company who brought you studs in stilettoes and the Gamevy Grannies, are taking things to the next level…

Donald Trump is finally coming to the UK – not because of the Queen or Theresa May – but invited by Gamevy to make gambling great again.

“We called our good friend, Donald Trump,” says Paul Dolman-Darrall, Gamevy’s CEO. “And explained to him that there was a swamp of boring games that needed draining. We explained about the innovations we had planned – the maths, the new mechanics – and how our games make people winners! Because he’s a genius, he grasped it in zero time.”

Trump instantly tweeted his excitement – causing something of a twitter storm amongst those who wanted to deny the crowds of people swarming to ICE to greet the leader of the free spin world.