Highlights of the early PokerStars Spring Championship of Poker news including two more titles for Calvin Anderson, a place in the $10m club for lena900, and more.

A sit in the corner, hidden like the Cigarette Smoking man, a boardroom table as long as the world, with turquoise chairs full of ghosts squeezed underneath on both sides. I can hear the sea, outside, or is it the air conditioning?

I don’t know.

I’m British.