Match Day 7 of the English Premier League is a distant memory after Burnley beat Cardiff in God’s country, and Bournemouth secured their fourth win of the season, defeating Crystal Palace at the Vitality Stadium.

There are surgeons, meteorologists, nightclub owners, tube train drivers, Mississippi steamboat cocktail waitresses, glassblowers, dildo makers, and someone responsible for choosing which Premier League games should be shown live on TV.

I think it’s time someone gave that particular person the boot (or pull the plug if it’s an algorithm).

Only 450,000 people tuned into Sky Sports to watch Cardiff v Burnley – on a not very ‘super’ Sunday. I mean, come one, not even Cardiff fans want to watch their side play Burnley, as evidenced by the empty seats in the stadium, and I expect Burnley followers felt the same. Why would a neutral tune in to watch that garbage?