VAMN-TV is about to find out what life is like for female professional poker players working in a male dominated environment with the launch of a reality TV show.

Her hair was like Rapunzel. It fell to the top of skin tight shorts acting like a devotional scapular. From there two perfectly formed pins seemed to go on for miles. Heels were sharpening the calf, creating a taut muscle line back to the no-go zone that creates such a fetish feel.

I snapped this Polaroid-like memory as I stood amongst a crowd of 5-10 men. Each was pretending to be interested in the roulette wheel. Rapunzel would bend over to spin that silver ball, and the crowd would bow as if honouring the queen.

Everyone was dizzy.