Phil Galfond goes to print to name and shame Samuel Touil as a man who shouldn’t be trusted, and Bill Perkins is up to his old tricks again, this time, challenging Dan Bilzerian to a dare.

What makes Sammy run?

I’m not talking about the Budd Schulberg classic that became a Broadway musical. I’m talking about high stakes cash game player, Samuel Touil, and you don’t need to answer the question. I already know. It’s the pen of Phil Galfond.

I’ve had a man-crush on Galfond ever since I became a member at BlueFire Poker. I used to look forward to his musings over at philgalfond.com and then, one day, after writing a brilliant piece on Viktor Blom: The Man, The Myth, The Legend, his pen ran out of ink.