Within a week of the Australian government banning online poker in Australia, eSports betting outlet Unikrn receives authority to open a book on Rocket League, a video game where you play football in futuristic vehicles

Dear Australian poker players,

Put down anything you may spit on the screen of your computer. If you are reading this on the phone make sure you are in a padded cell, so it doesn’t break when you hurl it.

In the same week the Australian government decided to ban online poker for no substantial reason, an eSports bookmaker called Unikrn received approval from the relevant authorities in Australia to allow people to gamble on the outcome of matches played in a video game called Rocket League.