Two more bracelet wins to catch up on as Ernest Bohn registers his first Hendon Mob cash by winning a Stud event, and a man who didn’t know how to play most of the games wins the H.O.R.S.E

“You are weird,” my drunken father said with a cigarette hanging from his lip while placing his bacon into an inch of vegetable oil.

His astonishment came because I was eating a plate of broccoli.

He has smoked, drank, and eaten his entire life terribly. But I have no doubt he will go on to outlive me. Sometimes, life throws up these rarities that manage to prove the stereotype wrong.