Jason Koon delivers a Tuesday double whammy after taking down the Super Tuesday $1,000 buy-in event on PokerStars, before heading to Los Angeles and winning the $50,000 High Roller Turbo Six-Handed event at the World Poker Tour LA Poker Classic.

The Boomtown Rats didn’t like Monday’s.

The Rolling Stones missed their Ruby Tuesday’s.

I’ll stick with the Tuesday’s. I have always been more Stones than Rats. I think Jason Koon probably feels the same.

Whilst the chiseled jaw man mountain of muscle may be too young to remember either aforementioned giants of the UK music scene, he will have fresh memories of recent Tuesday’s when he felt on top of the mountains he often likes to climb before breakfast.

24 Feb 2015; Jason Koon, an American who is not allowed to play online poker in his home country because his country is a fucked up mess, travels to Canada to play in the $1,000 Super Tuesday on PokerStars.

I can hear the Muggles from here.