The Australian Football League governing body has given the green light for the league and its representatives to bury their head deep into the bosom of esports.

It won’t be long before our children think of physical sports as being old and arthritic. Our technology experts are like the explorers of old, searching for the fountain of youth. Very soon, treadmills will go the way of the Dodo, as we will be able to change our cellular structure at the touch of a button.

Throwing a ball and catching it?

Give me a break.