Lee Davy once again goes through the motions, as congressman with hearts in the right place do, as he brings you up to date with news of the latest online poker bill that is going to be ignored by whomever reads it.

Our politicians must be prepared to use violence. We need someone not afraid of pushing the right people in front of a train. Only then will anyone be interested to read yet another boring article on online poker bills in America.

Joey Barton is a violent man. He is one of the most vicious footballers in the whole wide world. Let’s hope that his namesake Joe Barton, a Texan congressman, also likes to punch people in those crinkly sperm holders, because poker needs it right now.

South Carolina State Senator, Lindsey Graham, recently reintroduced the Restoration of America’s Wire Act (RAWA) to the senate. A few days later and Mr. Barton threw his two-pennies worth into a marbled hall, when he introduced HR 2888 Internet Poker Freedom Act into this lardy-ass fight.