Feds have seized more than $4m in assets, and cash from an unnamed professional poker player from Oregon during a movie piracy investigation.

There was a time when you had to pay to watch Internet porn – the sheer incredulity of it. These days, we expect to switch on the laptop and gain access to 140,000 housewives from Hull, not just Hilda splattered across the staples of your Razzle magazine.

It’s the same with movies.

Ditto TV shows.