Another round-up from the Aussie Millions neither live, nor direct, and not from the Crown Casino in Melbourne, but a Starbucks in Tujunga, LA, including wins for Ari Engel, Daniel Mayoh and Paul Hockin.

Other than some dickhead driving down the freeway while reading a book, an ex-teacher facing the beak on child pornography charges, and a fifth woman murdered in the past six years, it’s been a relatively quiet day in Melbourne.

The poker bubble allows us to be whisked away from the startling truth of the human condition, much like Glinda the Good Witch of the South floating to the Emerald City inside her little pink effort.

That bubble currently sits in Melbourne, unseen by the Muggles, and one person who hitched a ride is Ari Engel.