The draw for the Round of 16 of the Champions League is over with the favourites Man City picking up one of the most comfortable ties of the round, and Liverpool v Bayern Munich, the pick of the bunch. 

There was a time when I took my wife’s placenta, and placed it into a Pyrex square container, and left it in the fridge for 24-hours. I had a kip, took it out, removed the blood clots by running it under the tap, and then steamed it. I took it out of the steamer, cut a piece off and ate it {it tasted like liver}, before slicing it, dehydrating it, and then grinding the contents in my Nutribullet before emptying the ashes into vegetarian capsules like an extra in Narcos.

So I can guess the winner of the UEFA Champions League.

The draw for the UEFA Champions League Round of 16 took place on Monday during a ceremony in Nyon, Switzerland, giving us the opportunity to take a peek at the potential winners.