The final night of the second week of Champions League group action saw Chelsea shock Atletico Madrid, Paris St Germain humble Bayern Munich, and Man Utd spank CSKA Moscow.

The last time Paris St Germain faced one of Europe’s big boys they suffered a right kick-in, 6-1 to Barcelona. But the Parisians are a different outfit these days. The summer signings of Neymar Jr and Kylian Mbappé turning them into a potential European superpower.

The bookies think so, making them the second favourites behind Real Madrid, and they now top a tough group by three points after humbling the five-time European Champions, Bayern Munich, at the Parc des Princes.

Fans were still picking blue fluff out of their belly buttons by the time the first ball hit the back of a net. Neymar setting up his Brazilian buddy Dani Alvez to score in under two minutes.