The final matches of the Champions League group games bite the dust with Lyon finding the draw they needed to go through on a bitterly cold night in Ukraine.

Once, I found a big red balloon in my father’s underpants draws. I came downstairs, with the thing dangling from my mouth, complaining that I couldn’t blow the thing up.

My Dad laughed; my mother, not so much.

Have you ever heard of the Geronimo?