The online poker cryptocurrency room, CoinPoker, is offering punters a 1m CHP bounty if they can find a flaw in their all singing, all dancing, open source random number generator.

I’m the guy who doesn’t care about the Jack because I’m never changing a tyre. I’m sitting in the front seat reading Dare to Lead by Brene Brown while I wait for the mechanic to fix it.

Neither was I the guy asking to see the surgeon’s credentials before I lost a frenulum, hanging by a thread after being sliced open by an errant high heel.

And I’m not the guy playing online poker, suspicious that the security is so poo that the meteorologists and nuclear physicists amongst us can break in and see my hole cards.