In an ironic twist of bad boy syndrome, Manchester United could find a Narnian wardrobe way into the Champions League if Manchester City is found guilty of breaching UEFA’s Financial Fair Play Regulations (again). 

As a United fan, I wanted Joe Mourinho steering our ship. If anyone had the lobsters to get the prawn sandwich brigade delivering an Icelandic Thunder Clap, it was the Special One. 

The honeymoon is over.

I’m fed up of the moans, the groans, the excuses, his lack of integrity, his lineups, his ego.