Week 13 of the English Premier League sees Spurs end Chelsea’s unbeaten record, and both West Ham and Watford fail to do the same thing against Man City and Liverpool respectively. 

Spurs 3 v 1 Chelsea 

Maurizio Sarri is not a man to trifle with, stalking his technical area with a face like hardened tar, munching on a substitute fag with a stinger that doesn’t leave your body in a hurry.

After Spurs ripped his Chelsea team a new asshole at Wembley Stadium, Sarri told the press that his side had played very badly, in all directions – physically, mentally, technically and tactically, and when pressed on whether he was impressed with Ross Barkley’s performance when he came off the bench, the Italian said that he didn’t like anybody.