The World Series of Poker Circuit has announced that everything will be bigger and better as they release the North American legs of the 2018/19 tour.

What are all of these people doing here?

It can’t be the coffee; you can get that shit at home, and for a third of the price. It’s not for the company. A few are locked in dialogue, but most stare at their phones like the little bear seeing Goldilocks lying in his bed for the first time. The rest stare into the main road, watching cars splashing rain onto Lululemon.

They’re bored.