Well after a weekend of major upsets, I really tried to mix up the Power Rankings…but the rest of the league is absolutely dreadful. It’s downright embarrassing. The Eagles are somehow ranked third? The Vikings just beat the Panthers? The Rams won another game???

Just as a refresher, these power rankings are based purely on gambling value, which you can find both on the spread and the moneyline. Undefeated teams get a special nod, but great spread records can boost the overall value of a team. They’re also – most importantly – my power rankings so I can stack them as I see fit anyways. Hopefully you at least enjoy all the dumb things I have to say.

1. New England Patriots (3-0 SU and ATS)

In this week’s edition of “Bill making other coaches look like idiots”, he gets to take on Rex Ryan who needs no help in that department whatsoever.