partypoker has launched a beta version of Triton Poker’s ShortDeck across their global dotcom market, adding the ability to partially remove funds from the game without having to leave your seat. 

Tears fall as those with bruised shoulders lower the coffin into the ground. As you stand, beneath the azure sky, wondering why the heavens haven’t opened, you think about the absurdity of life and death. The sounds of ‘here today, gone tomorrow’, ringing in the distance on an old-fashioned banjo.

Give it a few days, and things return to normal — pain and suffering waste away. Life goes on. The bump and grind of the train make you feel horny. The cubicle gives you the need to break into your ribs, and stick the paddles on your dying heart.

Exiting a poker tournament feels the same.