partypoker’s parent company GVC Holdings upgrades their player fund protection status to ‘Medium’, and the Merciers promote the Online MILLIONS on Twitter prompting speculation that a sponsorship deal could be in the offing.

The players deciding to leave partypoker over fears the online poker room didn’t care about their money after Pokerfuse uncovered a leak in their player fund protection terms and conditions are busy hurrying back up the escalator this morning.

You know how these things work.

A poker news outlet (in this case, Pokerfuse), releases a spot of news, the rest of us pick the bones like a hyena head deep in the belly of a beast, and that either means good news or bad news for the person or company adorning our morning headlines.