A few stories from the World Poker Tour including a victory for Pavel Plesuv in the World Poker Tour Seminole Hard Rock Rock ’N’ Roll Open, and the dates for the LA Poker Classic from the Commerce in California. 

We look at the corn in our shit and think ‘what is it about these little yellow fellas that allow them to dodge the lava-like environment of our gut.’

We should display more gratitude for the corn in our excrement.

At least we have corn.