Poker Night in America announces plans to launch a new show called The King of the Hill, but it feels a little pushed and pointless.

In a few hours time, I will take my ten-month-old daughter out of the bath, dry her, dress her, and read her favourite bedtime story. It’s the one where we have to guess the little kitten’s favourite colour. My daughter always claps her hands at the end.

“Again!” She says.

Story.