A warning to poker players about carrying large amounts of cash after the President Trump administration removes the restraints applied to the Department of Justice’s Civil Asset Forfeiture Program when Barack Obama was calling the shots.

Some crazy shit happened when I was ten. I was in Blackpool on holiday when my uncle bought me a pen with an image of a Marilyn Monroe lookalike on the side. When you held the pen upright, there was liquid in the pen that made it look like she was wearing a black catsuit. When you tipped the pen upside down, the fluid slowly drained revealing a pair of stockings and suspenders.

I loved that pen.

So did everyone who saw it.