The meta-charity, Raising for Effective Giving, has urged World Series of Poker participants to donate 3%+ of their final table winnings to effective charities in their #WSOP4Charity campaign, and Andrew Barber promises to pay $100 for each pledge received. 

A hungry eagle is circling my skull looking for an opening so he can squeeze in his beak and start tearing at my mind.

Doom.

My eyes sting.