Online poker players are in for a May treat after PokerStars announced plans to guarantee $65m in prize money during the Spring Championship of Online Poker, and partypoker announced $40m for their second POWERFEST of the year.

After watching a topless Joey Ingram multi-tabling online amidst a table full of snack food crap, I worry about the state of the poker community throughout May.

Bill Perkins had better get his cheque book out.

The Ultimate Sweat could be back in play with so many poker players feasting on fast food junk as PokerStars and partypoker give them over $100 million reasons to never leave the house.