Isaac Haxton is the newest member of the Super High Roller winner’s circle after taking down the fifth iteration of the event, beating the world number one Alex Foxen, heads-up, to claim the $3.67m first prize.

The cops come in and order another round of Diabetes. You don’t see rainbows in LA, and you don’t see guns in the UK. Am I supposed to get a sense of security when I look at these two police officers wearing bat belts containing guns?

I don’t.

I feel terrified.