Two tales from the World Series of Poker including a finalised live schedule and an eighth World Series of Poker Circuit win for Kyle Cartwright.

Comedians, Starbucks Baristas or Wall Street traders – it doesn’t matter who you are, Jack Effel and the World Series of Poker (WSOP) want you to complain about the air conditioning during the 50th Anniversary of the most iconic festival of poker across the multiverse.

From May 28 to July 16, cousins, cuckoos and crackpots from six continents will fill up their cable box hard drives, as they ignore life, and participate in 80+ bracelet events.

The WSOP organisers have released the final tranche of live events, and it’s cracking news if paying $1,000 to play in a poker tournament is a tad too fierce.