Did you get yours?

By now, invitations have gone out to the select few individuals fortunate enough to have been invited to the CalvinAyre.com Fifth Anniversary shindig on May 23. The get-together is a dual celebration for site founder Calvin Ayre (pictured), who, assuming he survives the evening, turns 54 years old two days later.

Everyone who received an invitation and had the intestinal fortitude to RSVP will have already been informed of the secret location in Vancouver where this exclusive bash is going down. For the rest of you, a few intrepid CalvinAyre.com staffers will endeavor to remain sober just long enough to scribble down a few details and capture some video footage so that everyone else can get a hint of what they were missing.

A couple days before our festivities kick off, late night television icon David Letterman is set to air his final show. In tribute to Dave’s inimitable brand of humor, we present a version of his signature Top Ten list.