Grosvenor Poker has released their most comprehensive study of UK poker players, and the results show that poker players suffer from the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Lemon water, curcumin, warm water, first thing in the morning. I can’t remember why I drink it. There is only a limited space in my head, so I push out irrelevant stuff like whether the sun goes around the earth, what temperature means, and why I drink lemon water, curcumin and warm water in the morning.

I’m using a fork to squeeze the juice into a glass. My nipper is jabbing me in my shins, “Up! Up! Up! Up!” I pick her up, she grabs my lemon, the inevitable grimace, and it comes back like a baton in a relay race.

I smear some of it on her cheeks.